The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book

The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book

Language: English

Pages: 288

ISBN: 0446344877

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


Heard any good jokes lately? Jim Pietsch, a real New York City cabbie, has heard them all -- from business-people, unemployed laborers, Wall Street lawyers, prostitutes, writers, tourists, drug dealers and lovers...all from the back seat of his cab as he makes his way around New York City. In this follow-up to the widely successful New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book, Jim Pietsch has put together another riotously funny collection of more than 400 jokes that is sure to have everyone laughing.

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friend to dinner. The friend is very impressed. After dinner the friend says to Louie, ''All right, I admit that probably everyone in this country knows you. But what about Europe? I bet Bjorn Borg doesn't know you ." The next day the two men fly to Sweden. At the airport they happen to run into Bjorn Borg, who is on his way to Monaco. "Louie!" says Bjorn, ''I' m sorry, but I'm just leaving Sweden. Say, why don't you and your friend come to Monaco for a week as my personal guests?" At the end of

hits the ground, l let go of the specially trained English bulldog and he will run up and bite the gorilla's balls off. This will stun the gorilla, and while he is in this state of shock. we run up with the large piece of rope, tie up the gorilla, and load him into the back of your truck." "Okay. You got it," says the exterminator. "Let's go." He is just about to start to move toward the tree when the man says, "Wait a minute! What's the shotgun for?" 151 "Oh, yeah," says the exterminator, "I

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